This is difficult...

...but after some long hours of thinking, and considering the facts, I can't deny the truth any longer. This is very painful for me to say, but it has to be said, the truth cannot be hidden any longer, I have a duty to you and the world to let you know. Tetris DS is addicting, and I believe it's a Communist plan to take over the world from the inside out. Starting back during the Cold War, the Communist Russian Regime devised a plan to control America from within, and they nearly did so with the original Tetris, and with aid from a still bitter Japan, they brought it over to the States. Not only was it addicting, but they made it portable, and easy to play, so everyone was bound to turn communist. Slowly but surely, as time went on, though new games came, better graphics were developed, Tetris stayed the same for the most part, and was still good at what it does, brainwash the world into conforming to Communist ways.

I'm proud to say I turned Communist for Tetris, but I wanted to warn you all, don't fall victim to this unless you really mean to. Tetris is a addicting, and I think if I was cut off from it, I would die right now. If I don't come back for a couple months, you'll know why. It has consumed my soul. *cries*

Word 12 - Orifice

orifice

One entry found for orifice.

Main Entry: or·i·fice
Pronunciation: 'or-&-f&s, 'är-
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin orificium, from Latin or-, os mouth + facere to make, do -- more at ORAL, DO
: an opening (as a vent, mouth, or hole) through which something may pass
- or·i·fi·cial /"or-&-'fi-sh&l, "är-/ adjective

I really don't think I need a sentence, do you? Oh wait, I know!
"There was no insertion of any odd objects into any specific oriface on that special night. I swear!" =P

Cover your eyes, it's the Critiq!

This picture was taken at the mall, the day after the concert, since there was no pictures allowed. Mysterious, like that sticky substance under your shoe. You know what I look like, but you don't know where I'm from, or why I'm there. To spite you? Perhaps. Maybe I'll be the thing that saves your life? Probably not.

Edit: *blush* This is a good pic of me I think. Why? Because you see me, but you don't see me. And I think that's good. I'm quite shy as it is in real life, and though I don't always have a mask handy, I do hide myself in more ways than one. *runs* <--- like so~ Edit: Here's me and my sister wearing masks <3
Me and my ex wearing masks <3
My ex and my sister wearing masks <3

We're a little self concious, wearing masks, can ya tell? =P

Edit: By popular demand *blush* a few more *hides* Cover your eyes, these are not for the faint of heart.

Me in bed on that fateful night. You can see my cheeks and lips, so red. I am so shy and emberassed. How can you not see that and think innocent? Huh? Really, how can you?
The morning of, I'm hiding behind a pillow *blush*, look how I hold the pillow, like I'm supporting a dance partne with my right hand... or I'm gay... either way.
Me trying to look innocent... because I AM innocent, right?
Me kinda the oppsite of the above picture... rawr?

Now excuse me as I go lay down and die of blood rushing to my face of emberasment, I think I've had enough for today. *bows and falls over*

Awwwwwww~

Oh no! It's attack of the Cute Gallery again! (click for larger image)

Word 10 - Innocent, Word 11 - Supercool

I'm posting 2 words because I was too caught up over the weekend typing out my 'story' and other things to post a word ... plus I forgot =(
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Main Entry: in·no·cent
Pronunciation: 'i-n&-s&nt
Function: adjective
a : free from guilt or sin especially through lack of knowledge of evil : BLAMELESS innocent child>
b : harmless in effect or intention
Related Words chaste, moral, virtuous; immaculate, spotless, unblemished, unstained, unsullied; decent, ethical, good, honest, honorable, righteous, upright, virtuous; blameless, guiltless

"I swear I'm innocent~ nothing happened! I'm chaste, moral, virtuous; immaculate, spotless, unblemished, unstained, unsullied; decent, ethical, good, honest, honorable, righteous, upright, virtuous; blameless and guitless!" (har har, what an awsome sentence~)

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supercool

One entry found for supercool.

Main Entry: su·per·cool
Pronunciation: "sü-p&r-'kül
Function: verb
transitive senses : to cool below the freezing point without solidification or crystallization

"As she walked past me, and whipsered in my ear as she softly lay her hand on my chest, my breathing grew heavy, my vision blurry as my heart was racing. She leaned in and brushed my hair aside and said 'Supercool is a real word, I'm serious, and it's not what you think it means,' and shattered my world."

...Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster.

A couple of notes.
1) Panic! at the Disco; I love them, and the title is from one of their songs.
2) I saw V for Vendetta again with freinds last night, we had nothing better to do and only half of us have seen it. That half, missed the first 5 min so we felt justified to empty out our savings accounts to see a movie at the theater (rolls eyes). It was still great, and I still got that "triumphant, want to speak like V in his articulate magnificent vibrant vocabulary" sort of way.
3) This is his great speech, at the beginning of the movie:

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

4) That's on my 'learn to memorize' list.
5) And the story continues...
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Short recap: My face is a red tomato, and I have two of my best girl freinds taunting me. This may get a bit graphic, but I assure you, nothing happened. I am a gent, and would never do such a thing, and if I did, I surely wouldn't talk about it in this way. *grin*

They were on the pullout bed, and my bed was set to the foot of their bed. They layed side ways, so I was parallel with them, rather than looking at their feet. We layed there, exchanged a few words, but always it seems like I'm getting rather uncomfortable and emberassed, while they giggled at my expense, what friends they are. A couple situations such as:

*ruffling sounds, of sheets moving*
Ex: ...
Sis: W..what are you doing? Why are you touching me?
Me: o_O What?
Ex: I just wanted to see something.
Sis: Why are you groping me?
Me: X_X what, I don't need to hear this.
Ex: No, I just want to check something.
Sis: What, are you checking for breast cancer?
Me: You two are just doing this on puropse T_T
Ex: Ok, nevermind.
Sis: What?
Ex: I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.
Me: *cough* Ahem X_X
Ex: And you are. I just wanted to know if I should take mine off.
Me: Umm...X_X ok... yeah...
Sis: No, I'm not, that's the shoulder strap for my nightie.
Me: *COUGHCOUGH* Ahem X_X
Ex: Oh, ok. I'll take mine off too.
Me: Oh god, you two are the devil *turns away from them*

And then it just gets worse. Do you know what bukkake is? Urban dictionary defines it as:

1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.
2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

So, now that we have that out of the way, my frined calls me at 1:30am telling me he's dropping off the gift I forgot to bring to my house, so I can pick it up and give it to my Ex before she leaves. However, while on the phone, much moaning and things were happinging in the background. My Ex says "Oh, Your bukakke is like the ocean, it just keeps coming in waves~" To which I replied "OMG I gotta go, *SHH, shush you two!*" "Uhh, what's going on?" "NOTHING, nothing" *throws pillows at me* X_X "NOTHING, gotta go, bye!"

And so now my freinds are a bit paranoid too, because I'm not normally like that at all, and my two roommates are all giggly at my emberassment. They begin to say "You know you want to sleep with us, just admit it." and "We trust you, that's why we let you sleep over, you can sleep with us, it's ok". I wanted to cry, because we were that close, but also, cry because it looked like a trap. What was I suppose to do? I thought long and hard about it (No pun intended, I swear), and came to the conclusion that, they trust me, so I should trust them.

"Where do you want to sleep? On my side, on her side, or ...................... in the middle?" My Ex says, with a grin on her face, knowing full well what I'm going to pick. "Well, we're already here," I say, "So I'll stay in the middle." Bad choice? Perhaps. The night was spent looking up at the ceiling for the most part. The bed was a fold out, so I was on the uncomfortable middle part that stuck out a bit, not much, but quite noticable. I had to sleep on my side in order to get comfortable, but there was no hope there either. Which way do I face? My ex? my sister? My god what have I gotten myself into?

They still were taunting a bit, my ex more than my sister, if you can tell, we've known each other longer, so its understandable. She begins to tickle me, because she knows how ticklish I am. I squirm and am jolting about, making sure not to misplace my hands anywhere or kick or something. But after she stops, I notice I'm almost on my sister...

Sis: ... o_o
Me: ... o_o ... h... hello. ..
Sis: ^_^; hello
Me: X_X *scoots back* *AHEM*cough* X_X; heh...

Repeat that maybe 2 or 3 times, each time getting a bit closer, damn my Ex was out to get me, hah. By this point, it was already 3am or so, and my ex was tired, and she went to sleep, and hogged the blanket. Which was fine, my sister and I were very hot, and didnt really cover ourselves. We kept saying "It's hot ... litterally ... but also, not so litterally... heh..," and boy, it got so hot that we just took off the blanket and grabbed my blanket from the floor, which was really thin, and used that. It was much more comfortable. Eventually, she said:

Sis: Wanna listen to my ipod?
Me: Yes, that would be nice.
Sis: Hah, ok.
*we listen for a couple minutes, singing and 'dancing' in bed a bit, then switch to my ipod and do the same for some time*
Sis: Wow, its 5:30, we have to get up in an hour.
Me: Whoa... it's late =( ... early =(
Sis: Hah, let's try and get some sleep at least.
Me: Yeah, good idea.
Me: ....
Sis: ....
Me: ....
Sis: ....
Me: It's so hooot X_X
Sis: Yeah, I know, how is she sleeping under all that?
Me: I dunno, but my face is going to explode.
Sis: *hits me with her arm, softly, playfully*
Me: *Reflexvely, I grab her arm, softly, holding it in place on my head*
Sis: ....wow you ARE hot
Me: Hah, yeah, I know, I'm always hot, and the situation isn't helping
Sis: ....
Me: ....
Sis: ....
Me: *lets go of her arm* ER, you know, teperature, hot in the litteral sense.
Sis: UH HUH, sure, I know what you meant. Pervert =D
Me: No~ I'm the innocent one X_X
Sis: *patpat* I know, but it's just too much fun to make you emberassed
Me: X_X thanks..?

I think I fell asleep for a bit, my sister said I did, but I don't remember, because not much later, I was awake again, and I looked to her, and she didn't move. I kept looking to be sure, and adjusted myself a bit, and she looked over and went "Oh, you're awake?" I guess she didn't sleep =( Anyways, my Ex was burried beneath these huge blankets and we're barely clothed and sweating like pigs. How strange. I guess we were both getting quite flustered at the situation. We both kept having a fear that her aunt would walk in and we'd be in a position or situation that would be 'questionable'. I know her aunt wouldn't say anything, (seeing how she was telling us all to drink), but surely, she would have to tell her sister (my freind's mom) about it. My ex woke up when, but not before my sister said "You know, Cody is on the phone" and she was awake instantly (Cody is her bf, heh). I doubt he'd understand if I was in bed with his gf, hah, even though nothing happened and we're just firends. :D

Me: Yeah, you were dead, how'd you sleep so well?
Ex: Yeah, I told you I sleep deep. You two had trouble sleeping?
Sis: We were up all night, keeping each other from sleeping
Ex: What? ;) I knew it
Me: Gah, NOT Like that, litterally no sleep, no kinkyness, *dies* gah

After the morining, we got ready, went to Starbucks because the mall wasn't opened yet (They wanted to see an Los Angeles mall compared to an Las Vegas mall), and their flight was in the afternoon. We shopped around for a bit, and even that was uncomfortable haha. They would try and lead me to the lingere section just to get a reaction out of me. Department stores, Hot Topic, Spencers, anything remotely sexual or suggestive they'd have to show me.

We eventaully had to go to the airport for they had to depart, I had such a great time, and this will never ever be forgotten by them, me, or our freinds. It wasn't until the day after tehy got back that my sister was like "You know, your leg was on my leg when we were listening to music" I was like "O_O WHAT?" and my ex was like "Did you get a good feel while we were in bed?" I was like "X_X no, I didn't do anything."

Later in a chat room with a lot of me and my ex's freinds (we were freinds prior to becoming sort of an item and sort of breaking up), the conversations, that would never be forgotten as I said, was horrible. Left and right she was saying these very suggestive things and the channel was like "OMG turn in your balls, you are no longer a part of the man club. You were in bed with two beautiful women and you DIDN'T do anything? They invited you and you did nothing?" and she kept saying "Why are you trying to deny me? T_T don't you love me?" which I was like "Omg, no, I do love you~ T_T but nothing happened! I SWEAR Stop telling them things like that~" and the channel was like "You totally did it, admit it" "T_T I swear, I did nothing, no groping, no sexx0rs, just slept in the bed together."

Ex: Remember when you stuck it in my mouth?
Me: WHAT?
Channel: OOOOOOO
Ex: It was strawberry flavored~
Channel: Damn you're kinky!
Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? X_X
Channel: Dirty dirty~
Me: Oh, wait, I remember now.
Ex: :D So you remember?
Channel: He admits it!
Me: NO~ It was the Hello Panda, strawberry flavored. PFFT, I told you nothing happened T_T
Ex: :D It was tastey, I liked it :D
Channel: Is that what they call it now? Hello Panda? "Say hello to my panda!"
Me: OMG, shut up you guys, it was nothing.

But yeah, imagine that but repeat with the Ramune drink (He shared his liquids with us, it tasted so good~) and other things, my god, my face, was going to explode from the blood in my cheeks from emberassment. I'd have to say, it was very much super awesome fun having them visit, and they might be visiting again in the near future, in July if we're so lucky. My sister took some pics, and when she uploads them, I guess I can share. So you can finally see what I really look like... sort of haha. We wore face masks to the concert, so most pics are with masks on. Anyways, this was quite a memorable day indeed, and even now, just thinking back, I get a little flustered.

As I said, nothing happened, I retained my honor (amongst some other things har har) and we're still great frends, though saying "We trust you, come into the bed" "...what? X_X" "Oh, that sounded dirty, but come in anyways" makes me feel happy that they trust me, but also red in the face because they know me so well and can make me blush on command.

So yes, conspiracy? I think maybe someone was trying to get me to do something. Not going to say whom, or what, but something. I think you all know what that something might be. *blush*

NOTE: I was fiddling with the colors and have no idea how to unselect a color without editing the HTML that has too much right now, may edit later, or just leave it as this color which is slightly off. =(

...and I'm all flustered. (Continued)

I shall use titles rather than names, because it'll get complicated. Remember, these are only titles, and in the end, we are not related and we are just freinds, ok? ok? Yeah, that's WHY it gets a bit complicated, but that's also why it's... well, you'll see.

* Psudo-ex-gf... but-not-really-because-we-were-never-really-going-out... and-never-really-broke-up; shall be called my Ex, for simplicity's sake.
* My-sister... but-not-really-because-we're-just-good-freinds; shall be called my Sister, for simplcity's sake.
* My Ex and my Sister were good freinds, and I became freinds with my Ex first, and then became friends with my Sister (remember, we 'adopted' each other), and we are all really good friends, individually (as in, me with my ex, my ex with my sister, me and my sister), but never really hung out together. How? Well they both live out of state and we chatted online mostly, or talked a couple times on the phone. I've met my ex on several occasions in the past, however, but never my sister.
* We're all very similar, and so we often think and like many of the same things, and don't let them fool you, they're not as innocent as you'd want to imagine, but then again, they're not as dirty as you'd like to imagine, hah. We're all like this, so its a bit complicated. Still with me? Yeah? Ok, here we go.

Recap of the situation: Plan was to meet up at the concert, hang out afterwards, then all part ways. On the way there, I'm told I could stay over with them two at my sister's aunt's house. So, here we are, after the concert, we eat, and then we go back to my sister's aunt's house.

[enter the conspiracy] I shall add numbers next to each factor of the conspiracy. You tell me if you think it is one, or if I'm just being paranoid. (And I am quite paranoid)

As we are on the way back to the house, the Aunt says "I just moved in, so I don't have things really set up yet" We didn't mind, "Oh, it's ok, it's no big deal, thanks for letting us stay" we said. (1)"Oh, and the heater doesn't work, so you're just going to have to make due." *kinky* I thought, and I think I said "We'll just have to keep each other warm then huh?" And was promptly hit for being so perverted, but it was all in good fun. I'm that kind of guy, I'll say things like that but when it comes down to it, I'm innocent, I swear! :D

We arrive, and we're given a tour of the house. There's many doors in this 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house, and its a really cool place. The room we're staying in has a pull out bed, and it's set up all nice, and has a small bed made on the floor. "Two of you can sleep on the bed, one of you can sleep on the floor." says the Aunt. "I wonder who will sleep on the floor, har har" says I, and I actually said har har, because I was being really sarcastic.

(2)"Here are some bath robes for the ladies if you want to shower," and then I looked to the left and saw them hanging on coat hangers on the wall. Very very soft looking, see through, short short 'bath robes'. I let out a slight chuckle "heh" I said, as I looked to my ex and my sister, who didn't think too much of it, but was also slightly emberassed.

Here is when she lead us to the bathroom, which had 3 doors into it, one to the living room, one to our bedroom, one to the side entrance to the house which is connected to the kitchen. The living room is connected to our bedroom with a curtain (there was a glass sliding door, but the Aunt took it out and set up curtains instead). So our room, though it was dececnt sized, could open up to be very very big. She then leads us to the kitchen, which was nice, and she says (3) "I have drinks and snacks here, and beer, and red and white wine if you would like some, I don't mind, have all you want." [Note, I'm 20 and turn 21 in November, and they are 18]. I make this face X_X and let out another nervous laughter "..heh.." as we continued the tour of the house. We make it to the bedroom again, and she bids us goodnight. (4) But, a few moments later, she comes back in and says "And remember, there IS beer and wine if you want, I don't mind." Again, I say "X_X hah...heh...umm... ok, thank you," as the girls were a bit giggly at my reactions thus far.

Ugh, I have no time right now, will edit and add more later.

EDIT: Decided to make it a new post, it'll make the responses a bit too confusing to make many revisions to this.

Word 9 - dilatory

dilatory
One entry found for dilatory.
Main Entry: dil·a·to·ry
Pronunciation: 'di-l&-"tOr-E, -"tor-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Late Latin dilatorius, from Latin differre (past participle dilatus) to postpone, differ -- more at DIFFER, TOLERATE
1 : tending or intended to cause delay
2 : characterized by procrastination : TARDY

"Oh crap, I forgot to post a word today! Oh crap, it's already tomorrow! It was quite dilatory of me, how do I cover it up?"

The night of...

I want to tell it all right now, but there's too much to say. First off, let me say this, I am a gentlemen, and though I may say or act perverted at times, it's all in good humor, and can only joke like that with people I know and trust. That being said, I think a higher power (or a very well planned conspiracy) was set out to get me to initiate some fornication that night. Seriously. Here's how the day went.

Morning of the concert
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5am: Been playing Gautlet Dark Legacy with freinds since the previous night, and the game froze, so we decide to sleep. I think 6 hours of straight gaming before the X-Box gave out.
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10am: Woke up, freinds woke up, I shower, breakfast at Dennys, because some people wanted breakfast, some wanted lunch, and everyone wanted to sit down. *shrug* It's ok, but I feel I go there too often with late night meals. *shrug*
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3pm: Going to get ready for the concert, on the way there, I was told I could stay over, when previously I was told I couldn't, so I go home and I get my stuff, and head out at 4:30pm or so. Stop by a japanese store, get some snacks and drinks, forgot pocky =(, get going, get there at 6:30 because of horrible traffic in LA.
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6:30pm: Meet up with them, and at 7, the line starts moving. It started from the front, and circled around the whole block, it was pretty bad, but it was worth it. My seat was on the floor, I could be up there at center stage, but theirs were purchased later and could only be on the balcony, so I joined them up there <3
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8:00pm: The opening band, Opiate for the Masses, was pretty good, and maybe it'll be looked into, finished up, and they were setting up for the main show.
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9:10pm: It begins, the concert, and it was awesome~ :D I've never been to a Dir en Grey concert, or even ANY rock concert, and I had a great time. This is all a prequel to the REAL interesting part of the story (I briefly covered it in a previous post).
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12:30am: we meet up with one of the freinds aunts, who lives in the area, and we have Denny's because that's all that's open (Ugh, again, 2 times in the same day, wow). Tons of perverted and giggly situations ensue. We have a great time.
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1:30am: View of the place we're staying, and here is where I'll leave it off, it gets quite interesting from here. TO BE CONTINUED.

Not much to say

I don't have much time, but needless to say, I had a great time, I came out being a little more deaf than before going in, and I didn't go home, and *blush* has a very innocent stay over with them. They just wouldn't let me sleep on the floor, so we were a bit freindly, but nothing you couldn't write home about, I assure you, I am a gentleman and did nothing you all couldn't be proud of. More details when I get a chance to talk more. <3

9 Hours Remaining

Checkist:
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1 - Pocky (Chocolate dipped biscut stick?)
2 - Ramune (Japanese soda, with a marble?)
3 - Hello Panda (Chocolate filled Pastry?)
4 - Extra Shirt (or perhaps button up?)

Not in any paticular order... or IS it? I don't know, Pocky is quite important. But more important than that extra s-YES I THINK IT IS. =P Anyways, I HOPE I don't come back before 12, because I agree, it wouldn't be awsome if I did ;) Meeting up with my pseduo-ex-gf and my pseudo-adopted-little sister. <3 them both to death~ Pseudo-ex-gf? Well, we were really close, and we were everything a couple would be, except I live in LA, and she lives in Las Vegas, and we knew, in the end, that though we loved each other, we wouldn't be a good couple in the end. So much for love conquors all huh? ;) Anyways, no love lost, we're both great freinds still, and I haven't seen her in over a year (2 Novembers ago?), and I've never met my adopted little sister (both are 18 btw), and so I can't wait. They were freinds before I met them, so its not going to be wierd or anything. Lots of glomping and pocky and ramune and hello panda and singing and dancing and Jrock~ Party on :D Hope to see you in a couple days, if it's that good :D

One day remaining

Will I post tomorrow? I will surely try. I'm very nervous and excited about how it's going to end up. It's my first Japanese Rock concert! Well, my first Rock concert ever... What should I wear? What should I bring? Phone? Camera? (They said no Camera though!), I-Pod? Chinese Rice Picking Hat? Wait, what the random? You know, those hats that are cone shaped and made of bamboo! They stop water and keep the sun out. I love those things. Tangent! Let's go back. I'm excited. :D

Random random random! (points a plenty)

It's Christopher Walken! (1 point!)
(Did I spell his name right?) (click for larger image)

Lots and lots of cars here. (1 point!)
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Where is this? Think about it ;) (1 point)
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No points, but it's just hilarious I think.
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Late, but still awsome <3
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WTF indeed!
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Dir en grey

Prelude: Blogger, I love and hate thee

Does anyone else have issues with blogger, or is it just me? All of yesterday, I tried to view my comments or post, and it would give me an error.

Actual Post:

This Thursday, in Los Angeles, Dir en grey is playing at the Wiltern, on the 23rd of this month. *dances *Excited, two freinds from Las Vegas are flying in, and I'm meeting at least one (maybe two) of my friends who are also going. I can't wait! I'm really not that big of a fan of Dir en grey, but I wanted to hang out with my freinds, these freinds I rarely see or get a chance to do anything with. (Dir en grey is a Japanese rock group, this is their first tour (3rd stop on it) outside of Japan). Hopefully, this will bring other groups out of their native Japan and onto our shores, as well as other countries all over the world.

Postlude?

Umm, I like pie :D

New Discovery!

I love guacamole. I love California Rolls. I love avacados in my sandwich, I just love it in general. I didn't eat it all the time, but I ate it quite often. I have, in the past, felt some itching in my mouth from it, but I disregarded it, and thought it was because I ate it rarely before. As I ate it more often, this itching went away. However, this past lunch time, I had some Mexican food (from Chipotle) and had some some Guacamole with our chips. Shortly after, my arms began to itch, a lot. Then my armpits, then my legs, and now my whole body, from the shoulder down, is itching like crazy. I discovered, in an odd fashion, that I am alergic to Avacados. It saddens me because I love it so much, and this never happened to me before, and now I have to miss work on Sunday (today) and see if I can arrange a meeting with a doctor. Or monday, which is more likely.

I've heard of this happening before, from my High School Science teacher. He said that he has been stung by bees before, but one day, he was stung and he had a horrild alergic reaction, far worse than mine. I mean, I have rashes all over and am itchy like crazy, but he said he was far worse, and I beleive him, he was one of my favorite teachers and was always on the level.

I hope this goes over ok, and I can eat avacados again, in the future. I really love them. =(

The Critiq behind the Deja Vu

Well, I didn't really intend to hide myself so well, I was just a bit too lazy to fill out the questionare, because I find myself filling these things out every other day on this vast internets, yes, they are all very vast, every one of them. I have revealed my gender several times in the past, but they were in posts on other peoples blogs, I never thought much about on mine and never really refered to it.

I am indeed, of male gender, and yes, I am aware I might have given off the notion that I wasn't. Not on purpose, mind you, I am just very in touch with my masculine and femenine side, probably more with my femenine side. What am I talking about? I guess this is a bit sexist, but its not. Genders (Masculine/Femenine) are what society expects certain sex (male/female) to act. In our society, I am more in touch with my femenine side than my masculine. Doesn't mean I'm not masculine though, don't think such a thing *grin*, I'm just more understanding to (what is typically) female thinking.

I am sort of like, the ex-boyfreind whom girls can talk to about anything. You know, broke up on good terms, and we don't feel that way about each other anymore, so we're just really good freinds. Except that I'm like that with most of my freinds, male or female, and I never dated any of them, I'm just open and understanding. I try to think of every situation from every angle, and see them from everyone's perspective. I stay calm in tense situations, and almost never exaderate, unless brutally obvious, and playful (That was the best burger EVER!). This too is my downfall, however. I am empathetic a bit too much, and it often gets me in trouble. I always see the big picture AND the little picture, and often get bogged down with too much and get nothing done.

I never posted much about myself because, I always felt like blogs were not a place for outlet. It never felt satisfying, typing my life story to miscellaneous anonymous aliases online. I always felt more comfortable talking with my freinds on AIM, or in real life. I do, however, feel more comfortable, after forming some sort of freindship with those who 'read' my blog. With an exception towards Gyrobo, I've talked with many of you as normal people, and tried to build an actual freindship (robot: beep beep!). So, I guess I can still post 'reviews' of silly pictures I find amusing, movies, and just life in general. It's nice to know who's talking to you, even just a little, than talking to a wall of unknowns.

V for Vendetta, V for Victory, V for Very very satisfied... vvv, v! V!

The best movie I've seen by far,
in quite some time it seems,
a triumphant choir did sing out,
after almost every scene,

The movie played, I did enjoy,
as moments passed me by,
the mintues turned to hours soon,
tis true that time does fly.

A movie that, did make me think,
and laugh and hope and smile,
to view a movie such as this,
it's really been a while.

Yes V, a place within my heart,
forever I shall covet,
your charm your wit, your epic hit,
and damn, I freaking loved it!

(that was ok, right? It was rushed and I wanted to get onto the review!)
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Yes, I LIKED a movie. Wow! You haven't seen me review a movie I liked yet have you? No, I don't believe you have. Yes, this is a momentous day. Momentous? Am I using this right? Oh well. I'm too happy to care. Anyways, it IS rare for me to see a movie, that I truely, TRUELY enjoy. Most are bad, and a few are good, but rarely are they great. Perhaps I just have standards too high? Perhaps everyone else just has standards too low? Shall I begin the review now?

There's not really much I can say, without spoiling the movie. It stars Hugo Weaving (Matrix, Lord of the Rings), and Natle Portman (Star Wars, Garden State, and other movies I probably haven't seen), star in this near-future Great Britain. The world is a very different place, and there is one who wishes to stand against it. Weaving plays V, a rebel, a terrorist, a very vindictive virtuoso, void of vagrancy, and voraciously vigilant in his vengence. He does this far better than me, but then again, I was never one for thesaurauses (or spelling right now, it looks like). Without giving away too much, In the first 5 minutes, V rescues Evey from some not-so-virtuous police, trying to force themselves upon her. The world is a very different place, and it's not as grand as we would like to think. The country became something very different than it is now, and not so different than a Nazi-Germany. They began to purge it's citizens of 'impurities' and become a police state. V wishes to change all that, and will do whatever it takes to get it done.

The movie is about 2.5 hours long, and suprisingly, there's a lot of character developement and story, yet it doesn't feel that long and wordy. I'd have to say I am completely satisfied with this movie, from the storytelling, characters, motive, acting, music, writing, everything. The only detail that I had a problem with, was that some dialogue felt a bit rushed, like they should have paused a bit more between each line at times. Very minor, and it's just me being picky again, but still. The story is about freedom from oppression, freedom of opinion, freedom of speech, and freedom to live. Freedom, Forever.

And just because, we're in the mood, and again now, I have hope for movies, Silent Hill, An American Haunting, The Da Vinci Code, X-Men III, The Omen (666), and Saw III are on my list, for next must see movies. I think that's the order of release dates too. How convenient! *dances* Twas really a wonderful day for me, Viva la V! :D

*dances* ok, I guess it's not over yet, but damn, I want to get this post out, but I figure, I might as well post the word of the day here.

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Main Entry: sat·is·fy
Pronunciation: 'sa-t&s-"fI
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -fied; -fy·ing
Etymology: Middle English satisfien, from Middle French satisfier, modification of Latin satisfacere, from satis enough + facere to do, make -- more at SAD, DO
transitive senses
1 a : to carry out the terms of (as a contract) : DISCHARGE b : to meet a financial obligation to
2 : to make reparation to (an injured party) : INDEMNIFY
3 a : to make happy : PLEASE b : to gratify to the full : APPEASE

The Critiq behind the Bad

Notice: I tried to post the last few posts yesterday, but blogger wasn't liking me and didn't let me post them until now. So I DID post a word yesterday, but Blogger was being unkind to me. =(

I noticed I don't really blog about me much, so I guess I should start huh? I don't see movies that often, once a week as of late, but more reason than not to be home and stuff, so I guess what's on my mind is. Work = no time for anything really, but because of my heavy schedule, Movies are actually a good escape. Nice comfortable seats, no work, entertainment, no food, god that's expensive. I think I'll watch V for Vendetta this weekend... I hope I have time for it anyways. I remember my homage to sunchips. I think another foodstuff (look! I used it!) needs to be honored in the near future.

Water, I don't drink enough of it these days. I can really feel the effects, I use to drink more than enough, but now, I'm a bit less energized, a bit more tired, less refreshed after each night.

I need to exersize more, but who doesn't say this? I use to walk a lot, but not anymore. I think it's a good habit to get into. I think I could do it, throw on my ipod, and jog/walk a bit each day... who am I kidding, each other day maybe. Maybe more walk than jog, so walk/jog. *sigh* this is kind of depressing. =P

Word 8 - Inebriate

Main Entry: in·ebri·ate

Pronunciation: i-'nE-brE-"At
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -at·ed; -at·ing
Etymology: Latin inebriatus, past participle of inebriare, from in- + ebriare to intoxicate, from ebrius drunk
1 : to exhilarate or stupefy as if by liquor
2 : to make drunk : INTOXICATE
- in·ebri·a·tion /-"nE-brE-'A-sh&n/ noun


"bleeeeeeeaaaaaar fnnnnnnnnnnnn jeaaaarruuuupffffftehehehehehe *hic* EHEHEHEHE AHAHAHAHA", I said, in a loud, booming, obnoxious voice. I was obviously, inebriated.

This Shouldn't Be Happening

Oh Shi-

Note to self, dividing by zero is cool. What's with all the math related posts!? I'm freaking myself out here.

Babies are no match

Can this statue be real? I'd like to think no, but my eyes tell me yes. Photoshop is quite good at covering things up, but secretly, a part of me wants this to be real, and another part of me is disgusted at that first part.
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Apply within: Math Flunkies

I think I got this ... I hope (click for larger image)

Apply within: Math Majors

Yeah, you get it... right? Right?.. No?... Good, me either.
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Six out of stupid families were never heard from again.

Review: The Hills have Eyes

This is what I get for being dragged to movies with freinds. It was bad. Not as bad as Ultraviolet, I think... but bad in it's own rights, and much worse in some. Want the short review? Here:

GORE GORE GORE GORE bad acting GORE GORE GORE GORE lack of realism GORE GORE GORE rape GORE GORE GORE.

Ugh... I disliked this movie a lot. I expected a gorefest with no story, and that's exactly what I got. Why am I dissapointed you ask? Well, it was even less than that, actually. Gore was more than I thought necessary at times, they just threw limbs and things of the sort whenever they could. The story started out sort of interesting, but definately took a nose dive after the first 10 minutes.


I'll post it quite simply. (SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS) :O

The Good:
* Character developement for the faimly, everyone has a personality and are believable characters
* Setting looked excellent, and for the most part, the costumes/make-up was really good too
* Definately was what I thought it was going to be: Gorey slasher. There wasn't any false advertising here, no hidden romantic comedy or deep drama. It was gore gore gore.
* Cinemetography was pretty good with the wide open shots, and stuff like that.

The BAD:
* Character developement was great until the movie reached it's turning point, when they're less scared, and more worried about fighting back. The very caculating 'enemies' are suddenly very flawed in everything they do, while the 'heroes' are very adept at nearly anything they try.
* Setting is off because if the place they talk about is as desolate as they portray it, how the hell do they survive out there at all? And why turn to cannibalism? They have access to someone who can get them food and stuff. They are just 'wild', not 'stupid'. They can manage explosives (oh, yeah, how the hell did they manage to make a remote activated explosive?), weapons, hold a conversation, and have children who aren't 'wild', but seem to act like children should at their age.
* Cinemetography got bad when it got close. It was too zoomed in to the face (shoulder to the top of the head, no space around at all). Felt cramped and you really had no idea what was going on. I'm sure this was their intention, to add a bit more scare into it, but it just felt more frustrating than anything.
* Writing, had some nice dialogue, but everything after the 'introduction to the gore' was pretty bland.

the UGLY:
* Character (the main one), suddenly gained a superior constitution and uncanny speed. Able to in less than 2 seconds, in complete silence, get him, and his barky dog (whom he is silencing with one hand) into a car 20 feet away without causing a sound. The 'guard' who turns around sees nothing, of course! Also, he gets knocked out once. Wakes up in a bin full of body parts, and is locked in with a faulty lock. He busts the lock open and escapes, making a LOT of noise on the way out. Nobody hears or even attempts to do anything about it, even though there's someone in the next room with a walkie-talkie. Oh, and it was only a few minutes later, because the sun outside hasn't changed much, if at all. He gets fingers cut off, thrown through walls, and more! Yet, he is able to get up after all of this and regain his footing and stamina almost instantaneously.
* Setting made no sense really. They were living in a town that was a government test site for nuclear warheads, and that's ok, it was pretty interesting. They have access to machinery? They have access to cars? Why don't they drive the cars? Why an elaborate ploy with the Explosives? Why do half a job, and just scare them, rather than get it done completely? ---more on this event later---
* Cinemetography gets brutally annoying at times, in some action scenes, it's really hard to tell what's going on and when, because they don't transition scenes well, making it more disorienting (in a bad way).
*MUSIC OMFG THE MUSIC: ok, this is a personal issue of mine. The composer must have been told that half the movie was a thriller, and the other half was an war movie, because any triumphant scene in the movie was treated like ... it's hard to explain. the Music was completely misplaced after the first 30 minutes.

All and all, I disliked the movie, it was just a showcase for gore, and a bad movie in my book. Want gore? You got it. Want anything else? Keep on going.

Word 7 - Antidisestablishmentarianism

Main Entry: an·ti·dis·es·tab·lish·ment·ar·i·an·ism

Function: noun
1 : originally, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, now opposition to the belief that there should no longer be an official church in a country

The given example is: "When people are asked for the longest word they know, they often say antidisestablishmentarianism.", but I want my example to be funnier. I know...
"I like to antidisestablishmentarianism words into sentences, even if I don't know what they mean." ... get it? hah? no? damn.

What kind of crazy people decide to make this a real word? I'd get tired of saying it and just make up a new word or something. Like an abreviation, like PEG, Pro Establisment Group or something. I mean, if there was an "establishment", and a group that defies it, the "Disestablisment", wouldn't the "Anti-disestablishment" be just aprt of the "Establishmnet"? Man, this is confusing, I think I'll go lay down a bit.

Note: There wasn't a definition for this word on the basic dictionary at www.m-w.com (it's probably in the unabridged), so I had to use dictionary.com which was not nearly as nice.

Lightning Strikes!

You should have listened to the sign!
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Word 6 - Inflammable

Main Entry: in·flam·ma·ble

Pronunciation: in-'fla-m&-b&l
Function: adjective
Etymology: French, from Medieval Latin inflammabilis, from Latin inflammare
1 : FLAMMABLE
2 : easily inflamed , excited, or angered : IRASCIBLE
- in·flam·ma·bil·i·ty /-"fla-m&-'bi-l&-tE/ noun
- inflammable noun
- in·flam·ma·ble·ness /-'fla-m&-b&l-n&s/ noun
- in·flam·ma·bly /-blE/ adverb

"The inferno was blazing out of control, and I grabbed the nearest bottle with liquid inside, and it said "Flammable". I set it aside and saw another bottle saying "Inflammable" and doused the flames with it. Doused? ENRAGED is more like it."

We've all had bad days...

But what we don't need on them, is someone who makes it worse, behind an anonymous alias. Take arms, if you'd like, against one of these people a freind of mine's blog. She was recently 'attacked' for having a bad day, and blogging about it by some anonymous user. Don't worry, of course, I defender her at a moment's notice. I think I did quite well. :D

She's the first person to actually post on my blog too, and I didn't think about giving out points yet. I think I'll give her a boost start at +8. She deserves it for many reasons, this just being an obvious excuse. =P

I can only show you the door, it is you who must walk through it.

Garfield, you make me laugh

I use to enjoy reading Garfield as a child, and still do. Here are two versions of one comic strip.

Garfield, go back to bed (Click for larger image)





Oh Garfield, you crack me up! You and your antics, how did I ever go a day without you to lighten it up? Here's the other version, far more humorous, and a few more to brighten up your day. I have no idea who made these, but I love them for it. Looking back now, I wish they were this humorous, and I hope you like them as much as I do. Yeah, these comics are so whacked. I know I have, will, and currently am enjoying these comics, and I hope you do too. Wow, I keep 'rereading' these comics, and they never lose their awsome-ness. Is that a word? I can check up on that later. I might even use it this weekend. Here are a few more 'classics'.

You don't look so good... (Click for larger image)


Then again, I don't look so well either... (Click for larger image)


Err..(Click for larger image)


Wait, what? (Click for larger image)


Let's end this with the most normal of them all. (Click for larger image)

Word 5 - Foodstuff

Main Entry: Food·Stuff

Pronunciation: 'füd-"st&f
Function: noun
: a substance with food value; specifically : the raw material of food before or after processing

I don't think I know how to use this word, but...
"I had consumed some foodstuff, and went to the bathroom, and out came some foodstuff."
I don't think they mean proccessed like that, let me try again...and I lost interest. Pretend I had a good sentence.

Well how about that?

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Bowling Balls, and 5 bonus points

Oh so very naughty! (click for larger image)


Some random bowling ball jokes:
Look, my balls are black and blue! (holding a ball of each color)
Look, I have 10 pound balls! (preferably holding two 10 pound balls)
Look, my balls have holes in them! (... I don't know)

5 points to anyone who knows what show I stole that from. :D

Word 3 - Fantabulous

Main Entry: fan·tab·u·lous

Pronunciation: 'fan-'ta-by&-l&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: blend of fantastic and fabulous
slang: marvelously good
Wow,.. just wow, let's make a word up together and see if we can get it in the dictionary huh?

"I didn't think that fantabulous was a word, but I was fantabulously mistaken!"

Tetris, the Movie

End of the world movie? Tetris? Hell yes!
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If only this were real. *sigh*

Six out of Seven [can't think of anything witty, but it was bad enough to get 6 out of 7 *tear*]

ULTRAVIOLET
Another review?! Yeah, I know. I should do this more often, but I tend to get caught up in NOT doing it. Anyways, this post I will cover the first movie I've seen in a theater in over 8 months. UltraViolet. I gave it 6 bad points out of 7, and was too depressed by it to even think of something witty like my previous entries (and yes, those were attempts to be witty).

OK, I'll do the nice thing and not just hit it's low points,but go out and compliment it's high points, though they are quite rare. Well, the action was well coreographed, the punches, the kicks, the flips, the throws, all the close combat action was superb. In fact, the gun fighting was also very interesting, and had some original ideas. They showed a couple cool ideas, camera working was well done on the fights as well. A personal preference and my freind argues that it's a flaw, rather than a preference... They have a couple of zoomed in, and sped up shots, to make it 'cooler'. The close up shots are from the thigh up, and often stop shortly above the head, so the sword fighting and whatnot are barely in screen. Personal preference. Moving on.

Story, was great, but poorly executed... wait, that's an understatement. It was like, they took the notes for the general story idea, and used it as the movie's script. Only the bare essentials. They didn't say anything that didn't have a purpose, that was brutally obvious. Everything that was said, was there for a reason, every scene. I'll spoil the first 2 minutes of the movie for anyone who hasn't seen it, sorry. Spoilers are littered throughout the whole thing, but this a very spoilerrific spoiler.
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Spoilers
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So this plane is flying overhead, dropping these giant black spheres, dropping but then they change course and fly into the side of a huge skyscraper (ok, that's cool). The orbs are rolling down the room, dstroying walls, tables, etc, and before reaching the people at the end of the room, they open up and colapse and men in black uniforms (ninjas) run out and kill them, one in a row, slash slash slash slash slash , and then each, in that same order, sheath their swords, sheath, sheath sheath, sheath sheath. It felt very fake, rehersed, and it was sped up to make it faster, and look 'cooler', where as to me, it just looked 'cheesier'. They break through a giant metalic door with explosives, and run into a room, stand in the middle between some pillars, (large, maybe 5 ft in diamiter), and stand there for a long couple of moments.

Then, he removes his goggles' front lens portion, assuming to get a better look of things... then he goes "It's a trap!" and litterally, 15~20 guys step out from behind the pillars, surrounds them, and opens fire. (what?) Then, two official looking men examine the corpse, and one picks up something off the body of the leader, and they have a discussion which went like
person 1 "They were after the blood. What was going to be their escape route?"
person 2 "Unless they weren't planning to take the blood from the bloodbank, they wanted to put something IN to it."
*person 2 glances over at person 1, seeing blood on his hands, and looks at him"
Person 2 "You've been infected." *shoots him in the head*
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OK, now lets review this shall we? wait, first, lets go over some of what they cover shortly afterwards. They say that in the near future, they discover this strain of disease that's been around forever, but never harming us. They research it and try to turn it into something that would help us, make us stronger, faster, etc, but instead, they made it super easy to contract, and it was very bad for your health. This formed a sort of holocaust against these people, causing them to be forced to wear armbands that let others know they were 'infected', and then, special camps, then they were just 'never heard from again'. Then a bloodwar was started, between the infected, and the humans.

This disease can be contracted by merely touching it, as it portrays many times, in the whole movie. But, if this were the case, don't you think security at a blood bank would be tighter? Well, it was quite tight, and it was an ambush, but they could have easily shot the giant glass container above them and ruined the blood by touching it. Also, why would the two (or was it three?) men walk up and start handling things? I mean, even if you didn't expect them to be 'infected', you know it exists and how easy it is to contract it, it should be protocol. They were shot up, bleeding, and there's a VERY DANGEROUS virus/disease, whatever it is, going around, there's a blood war for god's sake *sigh*. You'd think the bloodbank, even if it was a trap, would have been wiser as to it's placement, rather than at the top of a (or the middle of) a skyscraper.

They also, knew that there was a blood war, and knew it would definately be a hot place for them to be. Let's carelessly, casually walk around these infected bodies (which we shot with bullets, and splattered) and pick things up, without gloves. Oh, and when my freind, after picking up something and had blood on his hands, let's shoot him with a gun, balistic, bullet, splater, who cares! It's only infected blood! *giggles* Ok, I'm over it, thats the spoiler portion, lets keep moving.
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The CG in this movie was rediculous. They had worked SO hard on her suit, her hair, her outfit, and her guns, but when it came to everything else, I had to laugh, it was horrid. The end scene, without any spolers, has a fire inside a building that looks like the Epcot Center. It's a giant sphhere made up of traingles. There's a fire inside, that looks like something that was pasted from a cheap Animated Gif, out of Duke Nukem 3d. A pixelated, cheesy fire. There were no textures on any of the surface, when a gun shot up a building, the debris looked so bad. It looked like some CG scenes, that were suppose to be guidelines, to which, the texture, lighting detail, etc were to improve upon, but they never got to it. A whole city, of one color, one texture, smooth, and they all look the same. I don't even remember if the light reflected off of them, thinking back. It was as if you played a First Person Shooter and turned the graphics on lighting, texture, and everything to it's minimal setting... and then lower.

The execution of the story (as I mentioned earlier) was poor. This movie was predictable beyond description. They briefly mention one minute thing, only to have it be a reason for an event at the end. "I lost my baby when I got infected", is what she tells you at the beginning of the movie. So, she has this maternal bond with this child she finds, almost immediately, for no reason, and is willing to die for him, even though she knows nothing about him. With her freinds telling her otherwise, and every reasonable thing telling her not to, she does anways, betrays her freinds and runs from the Law, and from her Allies. How very believable.

The Dialogue was also horrid, where only what's needed to be said is, and there was very little intraction between any of the characters. And some of the dialogue felt out of place, where the child was speaking very (in my opinion) out of character. He was suppose to be isolated and grew up in a lab, but talks as if he's been around the block, knows the slang, and has a good graps of the english language. "You can either watch me die, or let me see you do the same." What the hell? Where does he come up with sentence like that? He's like 10, and I don't believe, at all, that you would be talking like that. If you've seen the movie (and if you have, I'm sorry), you know what I mean.

I was told this was written and directed by the same man who did Equallbrium, and you can tell. However, I liked Equalibrium, with all it's flaws, but it's not one of my favorite movies. It has the same problems (and it's exponentially more obvious in this movie) and.. ugh, let's move on. The movie was an hour and a half long, and it seemed like it needed to be a 2~3 hour movie, to get in all the story it wanted to tell. I hope, that this movie looked so bad and rushed, is because it WAS rushed. If they told me it was pushed out a early, I would believe it. 6 out of 7 bad things about this movie, Oh god, there was no order to this review, but yeah, I didn't like it , at all.

EDIT: Oh yeah, this was the worst movie I've seen since Aliens v.s. Predator. In fact, I might even say they're tied for worst move I've ever seen. =(

Word 2 - Constipate

I'll try to do it every other day, let's say Tues/Thurs/Sat? Sound fun? Well, it's Saturday, so let's go again!
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Main Entry: con·sti·pate

Pronunciation: 'kän(t)-st&-"pAt
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -pat·ed; -pat·ing
Etymology: Medieval Latin constipatus, past participle of constipare, from Latin, to crowd together, from com- + stipare to pack tight -- more at STIFF
1 : to cause constipation in
2 : to make immobile, inactive, or dull : STULTIFY constipate the novel's working order -- Times Literary Supplement>

Wow, I didn't even know about this one. Learning is awsome. I mean, I knew the obvious meaning, but now that I know the whole thing, I'm so using it more often. Let's make a sentence shall we?

"I, against my better judgement, tend to constipate my room full of crap, not litterally I hope."

Word 1 - Flabbergast

Main Entry: flab·ber·gast

Pronunciation: 'fla-b&r-"gast
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: origin unknown
: to overwhelm with shock, surprise, or wonder : DUMBFOUND
synonym see SURPRISE
- flab·ber·gast·ing·ly /-"gas-ti[ng]-lE/ adverb

"That woman's manhood was bigger than mine! I was flabbergasted!.. yet strangely intrigued. That, in itself, is flabbergasting!"

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Stole this from a friend's blog

Dear Girls (from us guys)...

Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
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IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!!
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Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.

When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous.

You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.
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We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say "thank you."

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
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don't flirt with guys when we're not with you....DONT EVEN do it when we are with u...that just sucks..
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.

Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU.

and PLEASE dont talk on the cell phone with another guy while ur with us...thats just rude and makes us wonder if we are boring u or "isnt she here with me...y she on the phone?"
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Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

But seriously sometimes looks ISNT everything alot guys who arent exactly "hot" will treat you the way you need to be treated

Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BUTT, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...



....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance