This is difficult...

...but after some long hours of thinking, and considering the facts, I can't deny the truth any longer. This is very painful for me to say, but it has to be said, the truth cannot be hidden any longer, I have a duty to you and the world to let you know. Tetris DS is addicting, and I believe it's a Communist plan to take over the world from the inside out. Starting back during the Cold War, the Communist Russian Regime devised a plan to control America from within, and they nearly did so with the original Tetris, and with aid from a still bitter Japan, they brought it over to the States. Not only was it addicting, but they made it portable, and easy to play, so everyone was bound to turn communist. Slowly but surely, as time went on, though new games came, better graphics were developed, Tetris stayed the same for the most part, and was still good at what it does, brainwash the world into conforming to Communist ways.

I'm proud to say I turned Communist for Tetris, but I wanted to warn you all, don't fall victim to this unless you really mean to. Tetris is a addicting, and I think if I was cut off from it, I would die right now. If I don't come back for a couple months, you'll know why. It has consumed my soul. *cries*