...Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster.

A couple of notes.
1) Panic! at the Disco; I love them, and the title is from one of their songs.
2) I saw V for Vendetta again with freinds last night, we had nothing better to do and only half of us have seen it. That half, missed the first 5 min so we felt justified to empty out our savings accounts to see a movie at the theater (rolls eyes). It was still great, and I still got that "triumphant, want to speak like V in his articulate magnificent vibrant vocabulary" sort of way.
3) This is his great speech, at the beginning of the movie:

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

4) That's on my 'learn to memorize' list.
5) And the story continues...
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Short recap: My face is a red tomato, and I have two of my best girl freinds taunting me. This may get a bit graphic, but I assure you, nothing happened. I am a gent, and would never do such a thing, and if I did, I surely wouldn't talk about it in this way. *grin*

They were on the pullout bed, and my bed was set to the foot of their bed. They layed side ways, so I was parallel with them, rather than looking at their feet. We layed there, exchanged a few words, but always it seems like I'm getting rather uncomfortable and emberassed, while they giggled at my expense, what friends they are. A couple situations such as:

*ruffling sounds, of sheets moving*
Ex: ...
Sis: W..what are you doing? Why are you touching me?
Me: o_O What?
Ex: I just wanted to see something.
Sis: Why are you groping me?
Me: X_X what, I don't need to hear this.
Ex: No, I just want to check something.
Sis: What, are you checking for breast cancer?
Me: You two are just doing this on puropse T_T
Ex: Ok, nevermind.
Sis: What?
Ex: I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.
Me: *cough* Ahem X_X
Ex: And you are. I just wanted to know if I should take mine off.
Me: Umm...X_X ok... yeah...
Sis: No, I'm not, that's the shoulder strap for my nightie.
Me: *COUGHCOUGH* Ahem X_X
Ex: Oh, ok. I'll take mine off too.
Me: Oh god, you two are the devil *turns away from them*

And then it just gets worse. Do you know what bukkake is? Urban dictionary defines it as:

1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.
2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

So, now that we have that out of the way, my frined calls me at 1:30am telling me he's dropping off the gift I forgot to bring to my house, so I can pick it up and give it to my Ex before she leaves. However, while on the phone, much moaning and things were happinging in the background. My Ex says "Oh, Your bukakke is like the ocean, it just keeps coming in waves~" To which I replied "OMG I gotta go, *SHH, shush you two!*" "Uhh, what's going on?" "NOTHING, nothing" *throws pillows at me* X_X "NOTHING, gotta go, bye!"

And so now my freinds are a bit paranoid too, because I'm not normally like that at all, and my two roommates are all giggly at my emberassment. They begin to say "You know you want to sleep with us, just admit it." and "We trust you, that's why we let you sleep over, you can sleep with us, it's ok". I wanted to cry, because we were that close, but also, cry because it looked like a trap. What was I suppose to do? I thought long and hard about it (No pun intended, I swear), and came to the conclusion that, they trust me, so I should trust them.

"Where do you want to sleep? On my side, on her side, or ...................... in the middle?" My Ex says, with a grin on her face, knowing full well what I'm going to pick. "Well, we're already here," I say, "So I'll stay in the middle." Bad choice? Perhaps. The night was spent looking up at the ceiling for the most part. The bed was a fold out, so I was on the uncomfortable middle part that stuck out a bit, not much, but quite noticable. I had to sleep on my side in order to get comfortable, but there was no hope there either. Which way do I face? My ex? my sister? My god what have I gotten myself into?

They still were taunting a bit, my ex more than my sister, if you can tell, we've known each other longer, so its understandable. She begins to tickle me, because she knows how ticklish I am. I squirm and am jolting about, making sure not to misplace my hands anywhere or kick or something. But after she stops, I notice I'm almost on my sister...

Sis: ... o_o
Me: ... o_o ... h... hello. ..
Sis: ^_^; hello
Me: X_X *scoots back* *AHEM*cough* X_X; heh...

Repeat that maybe 2 or 3 times, each time getting a bit closer, damn my Ex was out to get me, hah. By this point, it was already 3am or so, and my ex was tired, and she went to sleep, and hogged the blanket. Which was fine, my sister and I were very hot, and didnt really cover ourselves. We kept saying "It's hot ... litterally ... but also, not so litterally... heh..," and boy, it got so hot that we just took off the blanket and grabbed my blanket from the floor, which was really thin, and used that. It was much more comfortable. Eventually, she said:

Sis: Wanna listen to my ipod?
Me: Yes, that would be nice.
Sis: Hah, ok.
*we listen for a couple minutes, singing and 'dancing' in bed a bit, then switch to my ipod and do the same for some time*
Sis: Wow, its 5:30, we have to get up in an hour.
Me: Whoa... it's late =( ... early =(
Sis: Hah, let's try and get some sleep at least.
Me: Yeah, good idea.
Me: ....
Sis: ....
Me: ....
Sis: ....
Me: It's so hooot X_X
Sis: Yeah, I know, how is she sleeping under all that?
Me: I dunno, but my face is going to explode.
Sis: *hits me with her arm, softly, playfully*
Me: *Reflexvely, I grab her arm, softly, holding it in place on my head*
Sis: ....wow you ARE hot
Me: Hah, yeah, I know, I'm always hot, and the situation isn't helping
Sis: ....
Me: ....
Sis: ....
Me: *lets go of her arm* ER, you know, teperature, hot in the litteral sense.
Sis: UH HUH, sure, I know what you meant. Pervert =D
Me: No~ I'm the innocent one X_X
Sis: *patpat* I know, but it's just too much fun to make you emberassed
Me: X_X thanks..?

I think I fell asleep for a bit, my sister said I did, but I don't remember, because not much later, I was awake again, and I looked to her, and she didn't move. I kept looking to be sure, and adjusted myself a bit, and she looked over and went "Oh, you're awake?" I guess she didn't sleep =( Anyways, my Ex was burried beneath these huge blankets and we're barely clothed and sweating like pigs. How strange. I guess we were both getting quite flustered at the situation. We both kept having a fear that her aunt would walk in and we'd be in a position or situation that would be 'questionable'. I know her aunt wouldn't say anything, (seeing how she was telling us all to drink), but surely, she would have to tell her sister (my freind's mom) about it. My ex woke up when, but not before my sister said "You know, Cody is on the phone" and she was awake instantly (Cody is her bf, heh). I doubt he'd understand if I was in bed with his gf, hah, even though nothing happened and we're just firends. :D

Me: Yeah, you were dead, how'd you sleep so well?
Ex: Yeah, I told you I sleep deep. You two had trouble sleeping?
Sis: We were up all night, keeping each other from sleeping
Ex: What? ;) I knew it
Me: Gah, NOT Like that, litterally no sleep, no kinkyness, *dies* gah

After the morining, we got ready, went to Starbucks because the mall wasn't opened yet (They wanted to see an Los Angeles mall compared to an Las Vegas mall), and their flight was in the afternoon. We shopped around for a bit, and even that was uncomfortable haha. They would try and lead me to the lingere section just to get a reaction out of me. Department stores, Hot Topic, Spencers, anything remotely sexual or suggestive they'd have to show me.

We eventaully had to go to the airport for they had to depart, I had such a great time, and this will never ever be forgotten by them, me, or our freinds. It wasn't until the day after tehy got back that my sister was like "You know, your leg was on my leg when we were listening to music" I was like "O_O WHAT?" and my ex was like "Did you get a good feel while we were in bed?" I was like "X_X no, I didn't do anything."

Later in a chat room with a lot of me and my ex's freinds (we were freinds prior to becoming sort of an item and sort of breaking up), the conversations, that would never be forgotten as I said, was horrible. Left and right she was saying these very suggestive things and the channel was like "OMG turn in your balls, you are no longer a part of the man club. You were in bed with two beautiful women and you DIDN'T do anything? They invited you and you did nothing?" and she kept saying "Why are you trying to deny me? T_T don't you love me?" which I was like "Omg, no, I do love you~ T_T but nothing happened! I SWEAR Stop telling them things like that~" and the channel was like "You totally did it, admit it" "T_T I swear, I did nothing, no groping, no sexx0rs, just slept in the bed together."

Ex: Remember when you stuck it in my mouth?
Me: WHAT?
Channel: OOOOOOO
Ex: It was strawberry flavored~
Channel: Damn you're kinky!
Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? X_X
Channel: Dirty dirty~
Me: Oh, wait, I remember now.
Ex: :D So you remember?
Channel: He admits it!
Me: NO~ It was the Hello Panda, strawberry flavored. PFFT, I told you nothing happened T_T
Ex: :D It was tastey, I liked it :D
Channel: Is that what they call it now? Hello Panda? "Say hello to my panda!"
Me: OMG, shut up you guys, it was nothing.

But yeah, imagine that but repeat with the Ramune drink (He shared his liquids with us, it tasted so good~) and other things, my god, my face, was going to explode from the blood in my cheeks from emberassment. I'd have to say, it was very much super awesome fun having them visit, and they might be visiting again in the near future, in July if we're so lucky. My sister took some pics, and when she uploads them, I guess I can share. So you can finally see what I really look like... sort of haha. We wore face masks to the concert, so most pics are with masks on. Anyways, this was quite a memorable day indeed, and even now, just thinking back, I get a little flustered.

As I said, nothing happened, I retained my honor (amongst some other things har har) and we're still great frends, though saying "We trust you, come into the bed" "...what? X_X" "Oh, that sounded dirty, but come in anyways" makes me feel happy that they trust me, but also red in the face because they know me so well and can make me blush on command.

So yes, conspiracy? I think maybe someone was trying to get me to do something. Not going to say whom, or what, but something. I think you all know what that something might be. *blush*

NOTE: I was fiddling with the colors and have no idea how to unselect a color without editing the HTML that has too much right now, may edit later, or just leave it as this color which is slightly off. =(