...and I'm all flustered. (Continued)

I shall use titles rather than names, because it'll get complicated. Remember, these are only titles, and in the end, we are not related and we are just freinds, ok? ok? Yeah, that's WHY it gets a bit complicated, but that's also why it's... well, you'll see.

* Psudo-ex-gf... but-not-really-because-we-were-never-really-going-out... and-never-really-broke-up; shall be called my Ex, for simplicity's sake.
* My-sister... but-not-really-because-we're-just-good-freinds; shall be called my Sister, for simplcity's sake.
* My Ex and my Sister were good freinds, and I became freinds with my Ex first, and then became friends with my Sister (remember, we 'adopted' each other), and we are all really good friends, individually (as in, me with my ex, my ex with my sister, me and my sister), but never really hung out together. How? Well they both live out of state and we chatted online mostly, or talked a couple times on the phone. I've met my ex on several occasions in the past, however, but never my sister.
* We're all very similar, and so we often think and like many of the same things, and don't let them fool you, they're not as innocent as you'd want to imagine, but then again, they're not as dirty as you'd like to imagine, hah. We're all like this, so its a bit complicated. Still with me? Yeah? Ok, here we go.

Recap of the situation: Plan was to meet up at the concert, hang out afterwards, then all part ways. On the way there, I'm told I could stay over with them two at my sister's aunt's house. So, here we are, after the concert, we eat, and then we go back to my sister's aunt's house.

[enter the conspiracy] I shall add numbers next to each factor of the conspiracy. You tell me if you think it is one, or if I'm just being paranoid. (And I am quite paranoid)

As we are on the way back to the house, the Aunt says "I just moved in, so I don't have things really set up yet" We didn't mind, "Oh, it's ok, it's no big deal, thanks for letting us stay" we said. (1)"Oh, and the heater doesn't work, so you're just going to have to make due." *kinky* I thought, and I think I said "We'll just have to keep each other warm then huh?" And was promptly hit for being so perverted, but it was all in good fun. I'm that kind of guy, I'll say things like that but when it comes down to it, I'm innocent, I swear! :D

We arrive, and we're given a tour of the house. There's many doors in this 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house, and its a really cool place. The room we're staying in has a pull out bed, and it's set up all nice, and has a small bed made on the floor. "Two of you can sleep on the bed, one of you can sleep on the floor." says the Aunt. "I wonder who will sleep on the floor, har har" says I, and I actually said har har, because I was being really sarcastic.

(2)"Here are some bath robes for the ladies if you want to shower," and then I looked to the left and saw them hanging on coat hangers on the wall. Very very soft looking, see through, short short 'bath robes'. I let out a slight chuckle "heh" I said, as I looked to my ex and my sister, who didn't think too much of it, but was also slightly emberassed.

Here is when she lead us to the bathroom, which had 3 doors into it, one to the living room, one to our bedroom, one to the side entrance to the house which is connected to the kitchen. The living room is connected to our bedroom with a curtain (there was a glass sliding door, but the Aunt took it out and set up curtains instead). So our room, though it was dececnt sized, could open up to be very very big. She then leads us to the kitchen, which was nice, and she says (3) "I have drinks and snacks here, and beer, and red and white wine if you would like some, I don't mind, have all you want." [Note, I'm 20 and turn 21 in November, and they are 18]. I make this face X_X and let out another nervous laughter "..heh.." as we continued the tour of the house. We make it to the bedroom again, and she bids us goodnight. (4) But, a few moments later, she comes back in and says "And remember, there IS beer and wine if you want, I don't mind." Again, I say "X_X hah...heh...umm... ok, thank you," as the girls were a bit giggly at my reactions thus far.

Ugh, I have no time right now, will edit and add more later.

EDIT: Decided to make it a new post, it'll make the responses a bit too confusing to make many revisions to this.