Hoooooly shit

I was dead tired the night before, I got home at 10 and didn't even check any messages on my computer, didn't say anything to anyone, I just got undressed, and got in bed... then after a few seconds.... I got up and went to brush my teeth and wash my face (as opposed to brushing my face and washing my teeth), and then proceeded to go unconcious for 11 hours. I don't know why I was so tired, but I was. I woke up, and went to the bathroom in the morning, and was in SHOCK as to what I was to find. My tongue. Was. Blue... BLUE. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" I thought, being quite frantic and scared. I got my tooth brush, and went to town on it. Luckily, it seemed to be washing off, and I thought for a moment... oh shit, I had a ton of Nerds at work, no wonder. And that was my [oh shit I'ma retardededed] moment of the day.