Update: Please update me

I'm lost in the dozens of posts on the many blogs I frequent, so if you visit mine, give me a summary of what's been going on in your lives. I see money troubles, guy troubles, more guy troubles, more money troubles, Pi (I need to see that movie, and perhaps read the book as well), A Scanner Darkly (I need to see that movie, and also, perhaps, read the book as well), lesbians, shaving, sex toys, and wow a lot of stuff going on. Oh, and Football, can't forget about that, right?

So, I guess I've a few questions to go with my posts. How've you all been in the past 2 weeks of MY hiatus? And while it seemed to have been a heated discussion, (and I will answer them myself as well)

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1) Who shaves/waxes down there? (I've only asked a few people before, and the majority shaves, even if it's just to trim)
2) Does size REALLY matter? (on both genders *glares around*)
3) Personal preferences. What are yours? (The 'do's, and 'don't's, whoa that looks wierd)
4) (extension of 3) Major turn ons/offs? (Do you REALLY like big butts Bailey? =P)
5) Fetishes?
6) Who shot the deputy?
7) Where has all your money gone?
8) Blind, Deaf, Lose a limb?

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1) Who shaves/waxes down there? I didn't really, but decided to recently. It makes it much easier to manage too. Pros and Cons? Less worry of accidentally leaving behind some hairs for some paticular reason, wherever you are, whatever you're doing (not implying anything *glares*). But, not use to seeing it so un-furry (so to speak) it does look odd.
2) Does size REALLY matter? I've really put physical assets on hold, and put personality, charisma, and things like that first.
3) Personal preferences. What are yours? Do be nice, think of others, do have your ego in check, do worry about me beause I worry about you and for you (a bit too much sometimes, sadly), do keep an open mind, do be patient with me, do help me with my insecurities because I have them, a lot of them *maniacal laughter*. Don't forget about me (insecurities eheh), don't neglect me (again!), don't use me, don't manipulate me, don't let me worry (again I say =/, insecure), don't care so much about what others think, don't forget that we each had lives before we met and while I may be dedicated to you, I do have other things that need tending and my attention. ^_^ (wow that list is long)
4) (extension of 3) Major turn ons/offs? Umm, hmm, I probably covered most of it in 3. Eyes (enter the Cliche), I know, but it's all in the eyes, and the smile. The eyes say a lot about a person, not just when you look into them, but you can speak with your eyes, eyebrows, etc. It says a lot about a person. Also, the smile, honest, modest, real. I can't really describe it any better than that. But ons and offs really, were already covered, and my on/offs are just extreme versions of what I said in 3.
5) Fetishes? Oh, well, 6 months ago, I'd have no idea. But now, I can hardly think of anything that doesn't go into this catagory... WHAT? >_>: Don't believe me? Ask me, prove me wrong.. PLEASE~ =P
6) Who shot the deputy? ... Fish Nazis. >_>:
7) Where has all your money gone? Phone Bill (note: Was NOT informed that the AIM program on my PDA phone counts as TEXT MESSAGING, so must make a concious descision to stop using AIM T_T), Anime Expo, Trip to Vegas, Gas, Gas, Gas, Food, Food, Gas, Food.
8) Blind, Deaf, Lose a limb? I wouldn't survive being Deaf. I thrive off music. Blind I could do with, just barely, because I use the computer a LOT. I could stand losing a limb, probably a foot. But if I had to choose one of those three, I'd lose a limb, definately. But my priorities are in the order of Hearing, Sight, Limb. (note, losing your sense of touch would be quite good/bad, same with smell. Couldn't feel your parthner, couldn't feel wounds so you could bleed to death, couldn't feel pain, couldn't feel ... sensations. With smell, food would taste a lot less as delicious, as a lot of taste is smell going up the back of your throat [ever have a stuffy nose? things don't taste as good], couldn't be warned of bad or good things either.)

Note: I was watching some episodes of Alton Brown's show on Food Network on DVD the other day, and up came the episode about "Foam". It covered the science, and food, behind foam. Foam? No, not the stuff at the top of your Capafrapadoublelateabomination. No, foam, Angel Food Cake. It's really just foam, that's baked! (what?) He mentioned soap, and Fight Club (one of my favorite movies of all time), and so, I must say, he's earned several thousand more points than he previously had, which was several billion. He's my favorite chef, ever. Blending Science and Food together, making it fun. Fun science? Seriously! Food... mmm... Good Eats! Watch it!Need to catch up on Anime, Honey and Clover Season 2 Episode 1 was released in the past 2 weeks, and 2 episodes of Haruhi was released. I drool now.

Summary:
Let me know what you've all been doing, list of questions, comments on Alton Brown, questions about anything, and uhh... I've missed you all T.T ahehehe