200th Post - Random Hijinks

So there I was, sitting there, reading my book of piratisms, when my bootysenses were tingling arrrrrr, there be someone wishin ta shiver me timbers, but I aint be letting them get crazy with me YARHARHAR!


Little did he know, I had some powers of my OWN. I did my super awesome pirate magic and turned into a ninja's greatest fear. THE TIN MAN. He was cleaver and did his super split into two little girls and change the location into a hotel. But I had my handy axe, and I axed the fuck out of them. BAM WHACK BOOM.


And that's the story of how I got my heart. I was now a complete Pirate. Didn't you know? All pirates must kill a ninja to become whole. See, back in the day, pirates stole a valuble life force from us. Now, they each hold it inside, that's where they ge thier power. So we gotta steal it back. Anyways, then I watched one of my favorite movies: The last Samurai.


Starring ice Cube! My favorite Japanese actor ever. He really brings out the essense of a Samurai in this role. He's a bit pale though, anyone else think so? So I got home and wanted to check how Whiskers-of-imminent-doom was doing.


Ahh, my cat's improving. Secret ninja techniques are very secret. So secret, I don't even know them. I just innately remember them when I need them, then I instantly forget. It's a defensive mechanism, so nobody can find out our secret technique.

Then the family gathered around and we had a feast. Happy 200th post, I hope you enjoyed it, and sorry it wasn't more meaningful. =P
















Oh, before I forget: there's a remake for a recent movie. Here's the movie poster:




















Whoa, ok, now for some meaningful stuff! Sort of. Just recently (past couple of days) had a heated discussion with some freinds of mine. Friendly debate, no bloodshed, no love lost, I promise.

Do not be controlled by fear. Do not be afraid of the truth. Set standards, and live by them. Love those who cannot love themselves, and love yourself. Respect others, and respect yourself. <3