5 out of 7 Japanese School Girls died for this movie

I hate movies. I see so few movies each year because frankly, they sicken me. So, I feel it's my duty, to let you all know my opinions about some movies, because my opinions are all that matter, and its better for everyone, if they started to find out what I'm saying, so they can know how wrong they've been.

Today's Flick: Kill Bill Vol. 1

I didn't like it. If I never see it again, I'd be happy. It wasn't a bad movie, it just wasn't spectacular or noteworthy in any way. Lots of fighting, not much story, yes, tons of blood, but it didn't have anything that made me want to like the characters. I felt they divided the movie into two parts, the bad part (1) and the good part (2)... and a good ammount of ugly divided between the two.

The movie starts off with a very brief introduction of the story, barely any character developement or clue as to what their personalities are like. Then, a whole lot of bloodshed... a LOT of blood, a bit more blood, and some extra blood on the side. Oh, and some really bad diologue.

"I want him to know that I know that you know that they know that somebody knows what they know is known to someone else, but what they thought they knew about knowing, well they don't know... and now you know...know know know." *not actual quote

Where One crashed, two took off, making some great action scenes, diologue, build up, character developement, story... but Volume 1 is the retarded brother (or sister?) of the better, more loved, less inclined to drool on oneself in public.

Music was good in both movies, but without anything backing them up, there is no hope. See it, only to see part two. That is it's ONLY saving grace. The action is decent, but you can find much better action elsewhere. See it once, then never again. See part two, and enjoy it, forget about part one. In fact, you never read this review, go, be gone from my sight.